@loribuckmajor: During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
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@SeanBlazed: The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle.
@Mikecanrant: A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently.
@hilariouswifey: I don't always look at my phone at a red light; but when I do, I look up to see a cop right beside me.