@SarahThyre: During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy.
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@TheIronSherk: If pigs could fly it would make this pig catapult that I just built completely obsolete.
@SmithWit: He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.