@MavenofHonor: [during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps
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@Test_of_Steron: Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.
@pleatedjeans: [high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know
@PaperWash: Age 15: kids are stupid Age 25: kids are stupid Age 35: I love my kids but kids are stupid