@MavenofHonor: [during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps
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@internetluke: [finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?
@Barknado69: [Marriage Counseling] Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird
@gojarbe: "and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"