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@perfect_messs: [during sex]
Him, referring to my Spanx: Don't you want to take those off first?
Me: It took me 3 hrs to get these on. This is my skin now.

[during sex]
Him, referring to my Spanx: Don’t you want to take those off first?
Me: It took me 3 hrs to get these on. This is my skin now.

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