@iAmDelFreaky: <during sex>
Me: Can we pretend I didn't just call you Uncle Joe?
Her: Not sure, it's pretty disturbing.
Uncle Joe: It didn't bother me.
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@aimeevc1970: I am one "Mom!" away from making the 6 o'clock news.
@XplodingUnicorn: Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling
@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
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