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@DrDogMD: [During surgery]
DR DOG: Suction please.
NURSE: But there's no bleeding.
DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!

[During surgery]
DR DOG: Suction please.
NURSE: But there’s no bleeding.
DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!

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