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@murrman5: [during ultrasound]
wife: I really thought you were the father
me: how could you do this to me?
wife's grey and black lover: I told y'all

[during ultrasound]
wife: I really thought you were the father
me: how could you do this to me?
wife’s grey and black lover: I told y’all

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