@Usetobeabastard: Dust bunnies are great pets because they thrive on neglect.
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@BrickStoneNews: Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?
@upsidedowntrash: Onion rings... Onion rings... Onion rings... Onion rings... Onion texts: Please answer baby. Let me make this right.
@sammyrhodes: "If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."
@SassyTxGirl83: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight