@Usetobeabastard: Dust bunnies are great pets because they thrive on neglect.
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@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!
@ibid78: [commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way! Narrator: DOGS
@shariv67: People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a standup comic. Well, no one's laughing now. Wait.