@HollyMemphis: Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors
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@1Happytwit: I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.
@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil
@thebeavs: When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety.
@JimmerThatisAll: In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.