@HollyMemphis: Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors
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@Dutch_50: Doctor: You have acute alcoholism. Me: Thanks, but let me tell you it's not very cute in the morning.
@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.
@Zombie_Kit: Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its "weird".