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@WaltzingRhino: E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom.
Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen

*Re-arranges the dishwasher.

E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom.
Me: Feh…I’ll drive her wild in the kitchen

*Re-arranges the dishwasher.

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