@Brentweets: Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.
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@VerbsRProudest: I don't know when the apocalypse will happen. All I know for sure is my son will still have 4th grade math homework due the next day.
@protolalia: I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough.