@loribuckmajor: Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card.
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@Sal_Stevens: Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity
@moose_chocolate: I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts.