@loribuckmajor: Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card.
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@LoriLuvsShoes: My 16: "How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"
@Thedudish: I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits.
@WilliamRodgers: I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave "quicker"