@mellimelle: Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children.
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@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
@tuckerflodman: To Do List While in Jail 1. Ask someone for an Eskimo kiss and when they shake their head no say,"Hey why'd you start without me?" 2. 3.
@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!