@ericsshadow: Earth is huge. There must be like 9 or 10 different countries on this thing.
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@bourgeoisalien: At what point in listening to your kid whine can you say, "Sorry. This relationship isn't working out. You should start seeing other moms."
@LeahsLounge: Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up.
@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.