@TheTweetOfGod: Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems
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@carlyken: If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted
@sfreeze6: One time I accidentally listened to a John Mayer song & spontaneously generated 2 thumb rings before it was over.
@causticbob: I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble
@Spaziotwat: [Last Supper] Jesus:"We need 13 chairs please" Judas:"But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD" Jesus:"AD?"