@SwirlySkittles: Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles.
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@frankzulla: You ever rub yourself with tuna and go to a cat shelter to seem like you're a cat whisperer? Doc: We're gonna need a bigger straightjacket.
@YoungFunE: I have a fold up treadmill under my fold up bed, so by the time I get the treadmill set up, I'm like "That's enough exercise for today"
@Home_Halfway: People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government
@sarcasm_inc: *The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. "It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way." John: I know it doesn't say that.