@idigcrazychics: Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener.
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@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
@wendchymes: My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad.
@trevso_electric: And on the second day, God created the sunset and He saw that it was good but decided it would looketh better with the Amaro filter.