@ThisOneSayz: Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.
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@McAttack88: Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?
@AndyAsAdjective: Wear green for St Patty's Day! You don't wanna get punched! -You mean pinched [flashback to the 6 people I punched earlier] It's pinched?
@TheAlexP: *getting escorted out of a Chuck E. Cheese* Listen buddy, This beer told me I could dance.