@Cheeseboy22: Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors.
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@DaveOshry: YOU CAN'T BE BOTH A NAZI AND A PROUD AMERICAN. WE LITERALLY HAD A WAR ABOUT THIS. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.
@_shellzbellzzz_: Ever look at your frequently used emojis and realize that your two moods are drunk and circus tents?