@Cheeseboy22: Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors.
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@Scimommy: Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.
@Rollinintheseat: Please, person who just said "libary", tell me more about what an avid reader you are.