@dance_blessed: Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong.
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@TheThomason: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector, and fire is real.
@iwearaonesie: complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories
@daemonic3: [math class] How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet? "By crawling to the counter?" GET OUT
@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'effusive' "E-F-F-U-S-I-V-E" That is correct. What was your name? "It's Siv" I know lmao [hi5s other judge]