@SRbeta: Eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables.
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@DrCephalopod: INVENTOR OF THE CLOCK: all done! I just need to set it. what's the time? ASSISTANT: what's the what
@rickygervais: Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: "Which God are we thanking again?" You're welcome :)
@stevevsninjas: How Animals React To Smoke DEER: Bounds away. MOLE: Retreats to deep tunnel. BEES, WHO LIVE IN A HOME MADE OF ACTUAL CANDLE WAX: Naptime!
@Sassafrantz: Gynecologist: ok, I just need you to open up... Me, interrupting: As a middle child, I never felt good enough. Gynecologist: Um, your legs