@Marlebean: Eating a banana.
Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium.
But... why can't I use my teeth?
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@buhsbaby_baby: Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
@TequilaTears: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
@AskBellaWagner: When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?" so we can both sound useless.
@SuperTeeWhy: Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die
@LoriLuvsShoes: It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door
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