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@Marlebean: Eating a banana.
Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium.

But... why can't I use my teeth?

Eating a banana. Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium. But… why can’t I use my teeth?
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