@TheIronSherk: Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries.
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@Reverend_Scott: HULK WANT LOAN Bank: We can't loan to people like you. GREEN PEOPLE?? *flips table into moon* Bank: People owing 2.6B in property damage.
@Cpin42: HER: Whisper in my ear ME: [softly] We're cursed chimpanzees stranded on a giant rock orbiting a treacherous star
@T_Bonezzz_: Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race