@SaddestTiger: eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought.
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@AntozWolf: Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way.
@Nahdude83: I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming.
@jergarl: I walked out naked one time and she's like wtf. And I'm like this is how god made me! And she's like no that's how beer and tacos made you.
@globetrottgirl: Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?