@SaddestTiger: eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought.
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@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
@rutesperanza: If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results
@ghostkrogh: judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing
@mattZillaaaa: A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story