@iscoff: Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man
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@1Happytwit: My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.
@tastefactory: Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself
@hazelmotes1: This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES