@iscoff: Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man
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@jennfer46: A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes..
@KaptainKoRnie: Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?
@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.