@AaKesseli: Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go.
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@AaronFullerton: Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt.
@PaulyPeligroso: "Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!" means "I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."
@primawesome: Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich.
@MrsGoose69: Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse.