@AaKesseli: Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go.
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@squirrel74wkgn: [watching kids make snowman] Me: Hey honey, do you still keep that thing hidden in your dresser? Wife: Yes...why? Me (pointing): I don’t think that’s a carrot they used for his nose...
@CantWaitToNap: Husband confiscated my credit card last week. The news just said that Amazon stock is down. THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT.
@LeBearGirdle: *texting with girls* Her: I <3 you Me:[throws phone in disgust but picks it up and texts back angrily] you're less than 3