@ThePawfessor: eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying.
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@EliseRose5: Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.