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@TheDailySchmuck: [Eating unhealthy potato at restaurant]

Cop: You're under arrest.

Me: What's the charge?

[Lowers sunglasses]

Cop: a salt and buttery.

[Eating unhealthy potato at restaurant]

Cop: You’re under arrest. 

Me: What’s the charge?

[Lowers sunglasses]

Cop: a salt and buttery.

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