@ValeeGrrl: *eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*
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@Illiter8: Oh, you thought my hair twirling was flirting? Actually, it was just me checking for split ends because you were boring the shit out of me.
@matt___nelson: "If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*
@ceejoyner: PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear
@CallousBalzac: [first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight Me: *smiles ambiguously*