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@pakalupapito: *eats one piece of lettuce*
checks for abs
• eye contact
• people who pay attention to me
• people who know how to push my buttons
• oh god im a television
• how did this h―
@jus4golf: Me: What's for dinner?
Me: I will make the Duck Sauce.
*fires up juicer
@heatherjs: Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
@MrSpoonicorn: i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach
@TheTweetOfGod: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying.