@Thynebear: [edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]
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@NoogsCorner: I like running up to kids, punching a puppy in the face and screaming "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" And that's my long-term solution to religion.
@JohnnyCrash5: Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2. Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times
@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.