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@DanMentos: "Ed's Plumbing"
Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet
"ok when did your lady drop-"
She didn't
"Sir?"
I hid it in her dessert

“Ed’s Plumbing”
Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet
“ok when did your lady drop-”
She didn’t
“Sir?”
I hid it in her dessert

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