@NeinQuarterly: Eggs. Dyed for our sins.
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@abhorrent_wife: I just apologized for sending someone a text using shouty font because I couldn't remember the term "all caps".
@Sickayduh: "911 what's your emergency?" - I've been catfished by a dozen men "We're on our way" - Gonna arrest them? "Gonna shut off your internet"
@LEDawes: Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.
@eminmien: AMULET: Touch me, and be cursed for eternity!! ME: [picks it up] I feel fine. AMULET: uh, I'm trying but- I can't make ur life any worse.