@NeinQuarterly: Eggs. Dyed for our sins.
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@NervousJr: Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.
@david8hughes: [turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here