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@AubrieWynn88: Eiffel tower
@ProBirdRights: I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it.
@Mike_Bianchi: Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
@tropicalenvy: Some people are just better left alone.
In a jacket, in a room with padded walls.
@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet!
Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz.
Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!
@AsgardianRose: Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called "Parking Violation".