@ibid78: Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926.
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@julezmac: Football is so cute it's like some guys are like we're gonna get you and one guys like no no no no
@ehdannyboy: Wife: [looking out of window] Go and talk to our son. He's outside looking forlorn. Me: [goes outside] *points to grass* it's there u prick
@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.