@LuckoftheDraw86: Either I just stepped in dog shit or the stench of my parent's disappointment has started following me around.
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@seethenare: age 9- *jumps off fences, feels fine* age 19- *jumps off garage on a dare, feels fine* age 39- *takes Aleve cuz I "slept funny"
@bathflyer: A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.