@Brianhopecomedy: Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow.
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@GrowlyGrego: My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause.
@mejustbeth: Someone talked me into trying an egg nog flavored candy cane. Don't let this happen to you!
@KimJungilSpirit: 4yo doctor visit: Doc: no more than 30 mins for 4yo on the iPad. I'd rather he play with mud. Me: .. Wife:.. Me: where do u download mud?