@Brianhopecomedy: Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow.
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@KKAlThani: Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life.
@crunchenhanced: The fastest way to teach a kid to ride a bike is to strap their feet to the pedals and chase them with broccoli.
@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.