@maughammom: Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember.
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@thesupergrobi: I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice.
@david8hughes: Wife: can you change the baby Me: oh thank god. I'm so glad you said that. Yes, yes I will Wife: I don't mean swap it for a new one Me: ...