@NicCageMatch: Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats.
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@jmhuntsinger: Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life.
@XplodingUnicorn: The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.
@grimpossible: "Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."
@Liffonmelsmork: It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them