@NicCageMatch: Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats.
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@imdaintyaf: What's the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I'm asking for me.
@Mikecanrant: I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in.
@weinerdog4life: If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet.