@dumbbeezie: Either you’re giving me butterflies or that chicken was bad
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@SoWeirditsCool: Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete.
@BeamishBoi: That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth
@DurtMcHurtt: Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food.
@ArfMeasures: BANK ROBBER: There'll be no trouble as long as everyone is cool ME *remembering I'm me* oh no