@dumbbeezie: Either you’re giving me butterflies or that chicken was bad
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@adult_keverage: Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car.
@bathflyer: A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.
@MaraWilson: I’m always surprised how long disco and early ‘80s dance songs are, until I remember cocaine