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@WildeThingy: [electric chair]
"Any requests for your final minutes?"
"Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained."
*acquitted on a technicality

[electric chair] 
“Any requests for your final minutes?”
“Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained.” 
*acquitted on a technicality

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