@AnkCoupleTO: Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first
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@cwhudson: "asparagai" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus
@TomTheWicked: If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter.
@shawnspree: Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow. That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?