@AnkCoupleTO: Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first
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@Tmoney68: Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero.
@Heather2Go: I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.
@lilgapeach30: The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!