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@moose_chocolate: *embraces diversity*
Diversity: "I have a boyfriend"
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@panmidwest: I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him
@KeetRidley: "Hey, your fly's down"
*pets fly's head* you'll be alright little buddy, chin up.. we'll get you some new wings
@sara_ashlynn: Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch.
@TheJamieLee: I want a pen pal! Like a pen I can really talk to.