@LogicLaughs: e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers
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@HomeProbably: After 10 missed calls in a row, I'm tempted to answer the phone just so I can find out who wants to be murdered.
@VerifiedDrunk: If you love someone just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 75 times, that's practically the same thing.
@LoneWolfStories: Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them.
@toastymoe: The longest 30 seconds of your life happen when you shut the router off to reset the WiFi