@LogicLaughs: e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers
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@radtoria: Hello. I am Public Restroom. Would you like some toilet paper that melts in the palm of your hand? Here, have some empty soap, my child.
@Donna_McCoy: Omg what a weekend - I don't need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?
@maisonwithapen: *stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*
@Parker_Simpson: Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily