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@TheToddWilliams: [Emergency Room]

MRS. PIÑATA: Will my husband make it, doc?

DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy

[Emergency Room]

MRS. PIÑATA: Will my husband make it, doc?

DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We’ll do what we can but he’s lost a lot of candy

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