@hippieswordfish: *emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie, please only wish for things like 'drive me to the airport'
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@SuperRandomish: When someone asks how I feel, I always answer "Squishy and like I've done something wrong"
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@bacon_gillepic: A client on the phone accidentally said they love me before they hung up Not gonna lie it felt good