@FloodyHippie: Emma Stone is my girlfriend. Nobody tell her, though. I want it to be a surprise.
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@hythemafia: Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me.... ...should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless
@TheBoydP: So let me get this straight, she shot someone through the heart and the worst thing you can say about her is that she gives love a bad name?
@torrami: I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor.
@kelkulus: Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.