@nPhelendriqal: :# <--- emoticon for "I'm eating a brillo pad"
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@MsSugar_Kisses: If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place
@WineMummy: When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome.
@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...
@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit