@SilverKick: Emotions don't scare me. People who manage to hide theirs completely, do.
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@DirtMcTurd: [texting drug dealer] "You around? I was gonna stop by." Yeah what are u looking for? "I stopped doing drugs, I just miss you"
@JasonLastname: If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
@sixthformpoet: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. There's nothing more endearing than happy people applauding themselves.