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@StarWarsProblms: Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice.

Vader: But why? I've been loyal.

Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?

Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice.

Vader: But why? I’ve been loyal.

Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?

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